Consti-what?

Our darling little Scooter was acting funny this week (unable to walk down the street or jump on the couch, no desire to play fetch, whining when we pet him) so we took him to the vet. $421 later, the diagnosis is "extreme constipation." That's a lot of money for a dog filled with crap. Somebody sure is happy after their doggy enema.

Club Foot

Somebody got too excited eating their greenie treat and ended up breaking a nail. When his master came home they found a sad limping doggy and it cost his humans $150 at the vet. He got a - nail trim, antibiotics, pain killers, and paw bandage.

Lesson learned - no more unsupervised greenies for you!

Tyler: Corgi or Poodle

The humans tell me the doctor will turn me into a poodle if I don't stop eating baby wipes...

1 baby wipe = 2 IVs + 1 x-ray + 1 bad haircut + 1 overnight vet stay = $$$