Ask Scooter: What's a Dogapus?

This is what I learned from watching Big Bang Theory with my humans.

Leonard: What's a dogapus?
Sheldon: A hybrid dog and octopus. Man's underwater best friend.
Leonard: There's someone working on that?
Sheldon: I was going to. I planned on giving it to myself for my 300th birthday.
Leonard: Wait a minute you hate dogs.
Sheldon: A dogapus can play fetch with eight balls; no one can hate that.

Frisbee

"It's all for nothing if you don't have freedom."
- William Wallace (Braveheart) -

Daily Doggy Thoughts

"If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely."

- Roald Dahl -

Dos Corgi's good thoughts for today...

Today my master gave me an extra treat in my kong toy before going to work. I love my human! If I had a tail it would be wagging. - Scooter

Today I hope my master leaves a sock on the floor for me to steal. My humans are always thoughtful like that. Socks and shoes are yum-woof-tastic! - Tyler

Scooter: Thoughts on Exercise

"When I feel like exercising, I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Paul Terry (American cartoonist and screenwriter)

Scooter agrees...

“In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!”
― Dr. Seuss